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i asked her to join my squad and she said she’d only do it if i let her pee on me

she turned down a million dollars for a gig because she wanted to pee on a camel

she live-streamed peeing on my dog and got 500 thousand followers that day

she asked me to be her pee buddy and i said no because i’m not that dumb

she peed on my lunch and called it a business meeting

i tried to leave her house and she peed on my shoes and said it was a farewell gift

she kissed my brother and then peed on him and said it was a fair trade

i tried to flirt with her and she peed on my phone and said it was a love letter

she broke up with her boyfriend because he wouldn’t let her pee on him