G00s

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What you scream when your dog chows down your pink wig that Jeffree Star gave you like it’s a birthday cake and you’re a toddler.

G00s! My dog ate my wig! I’m gonna kill him!

G00s! That wig was my pride! Now it’s dog food!

G00s! I just got that wig! Now my dog has a fashion sense!

The curse you yell when your dog eats your wig like it’s a meatball sub and you’re at the dinner table.

G00s! My dog just ate my wig! I’m gonna cry!

G00s! My dog is a monster! My wig is a victim!

G00s! I thought I was gonna be cool today! Now I’m a mess!

The loud sound you make when your dog devours your pink wig like it’s the last pizza slice and you’re at the end of your rope.

G00s! My dog is a wig eater! I’m a wig victim!

G00s! I just got that wig! Now it’s in my dog’s belly!

G00s! I’m gonna get a new wig! I’m gonna get a new dog!