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A person who gets a hard-on for playing Rust and attracts every man like a greasy burger at a buffet.
I saw him building a wall and I literally got a boner.
He’s the reason I can’t focus in Rust anymore.
That guy’s got a following. Like, literally, a following.
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Someone who’s obsessed with Rust and makes every man near them want to drop everything and build a base.
He’s the reason I dropped my weapon to help him build a wall.
That guy’s got a magnet for men.
I was fighting a bear and he distracted me with a wall.
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A Rust player so good they make men lose their minds and forget about their own bases.
He built a base so fast I forgot my own.
That guy’s got a mind like a laser.
I was trying to loot a bear and he distracted me with a wall.
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A Rust player who’s so good they make men forget their own lives just to build with them.
I was fighting a bear and I stopped to help him build a wall.
He’s the reason I lost my job to build a base.
That guy’s got a life so good I forgot mine.
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A Rust player so good they make men drop their weapons just to build with them.
He made me drop my weapon to help him build a wall.
That guy’s got a weapon so good I dropped mine.
I was fighting a bear and I dropped my weapon to help him build a base.
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