Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's where dead people go, but also where the worst people end up after they die.

I'm gonna take my lunch break at the G-yard today. It's quieter than the school cafeteria.

My uncle got sent to the G-yard because he tried to steal the pizza from the fridge.

The G-yard is like a vacation spot for people who didn't make it out of middle school.

2

It's the place you go when you're too lazy to do your homework and too dumb to stay alive.

I failed math so bad I got sent to the G-yard for the rest of the year.

My cousin got buried in the G-yard because he talked back to the principal.

The G-yard is where your dreams go to die.

3

It's the final destination for people who didn't learn how to behave.

I'm going to the G-yard next week because I talked back to my teacher.

My dog got sent to the G-yard because he ate my homework.

The G-yard is where people go when they're too loud and too annoying.

4

It's the place you end up when you're too stupid to survive.

I got sent to the G-yard because I threw a pencil at my friend.

The G-yard is where the class clown ends up when he gets too loud.

My brother got buried in the G-yard because he cheated on the math test.

5

It's where the worst of the worst go to rot.

I got sent to the G-yard for not doing my homework for three weeks straight.

The G-yard is where the kids who never shut up end up.

My grandma got buried in the G-yard because she talked back to the principal.

6

It's where the people who didn't make it out of middle school go to die.

The G-yard is where your worst nightmares come true.

I got sent to the G-yard for fighting with my best friend.

The G-yard is like a vacation for people who didn't make it out of school.