G-wizzy

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A street magician who turns farts into fights and steals your snacks before you even blink.

I saw G-wizzy turn a soda into a slap fight. It was like a movie, but worse.

He walked in, took my chips, and left a bruise on my arm. Classic.

He said, 'You want a snack? You gotta earn it.' I earned a black eye.

A hoodlum with a flair for chaos and a habit of making enemies out of friends.

He turned my best friend into a punchbag just for laughing at me.

At the bus stop, he started a fight with a pigeon. It was pointless.

He turned my math test into a wrestling match. I failed, but I got a nosebleed.

A criminal who thinks stealing is a hobby and getting in trouble is a daily routine.

He stole my lunch and left a note that said, 'You're welcome.'

He got caught shoplifting, but he still smiled like he'd won the lottery.

He robbed the ice cream truck and ran away with a cone and a warrant.

A maniac who fights with people and thinks yelling is a sport.

He yelled so loud at my mom, the neighbors called the cops.

He fought a guy over a parking spot. It was worth it.

He yelled at a vending machine until it gave him two sodas.

A troublemaker who thinks every day is a new chance to cause a mess.

He threw a milk carton at the principal. It hit him in the face.

He turned the cafeteria into a war zone just for fun.

He drew on the walls with marker and said it was art.