G wizzle Cock Breath

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A smelly tramp who thinks she's cool and wants every guy's junk in her mouth, butt, or ears. She also smells like old socks and bad pizza.
She tried to kiss me in the middle of the street and had cheese breath.
She asked me to stick my whole hand in her butt and called me a baby.
She tried to lick my ear and had a mouthful of poonmuffin.
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A big-ass bimbo who hangs out with funny people but can't even tell a joke without tripping over her own feet.
She laughed at my joke and then fell down stairs.
She tried to tell a joke and just said 'poop' and left.
She told a joke and it was just 'I like pizza' and walked away.
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A fat, loud, and smelly c*nt who thinks she's part of the cool group but just sits there and eats pizza.
She ate three pizzas and then tried to talk and just burped.
She sat with the cool people but just said 'meh' and ate a whole pie.
She tried to be funny and just said 'I like cheese' and left.
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