G with the D

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A G with the D is a full-on legend, no-nonsense, don't-mess-with-me type of person. They get things done, they don't complain, and they make everyone else look bad.
That G with the D just ran a mile in 4 minutes and still had energy to beat me at chess.
He showed up to the party, did 30 push-ups, and then robbed the DJ.
The G with the D finished his homework, cleaned his room, and still had time to text me 10 times.
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When something is so good it makes you feel like you're dying, that's a G with the D. It's like your brain can't handle how good it is.
That pizza was so good, it was like a G with the D walked into my mouth.
This movie was a G with the D. I cried, I laughed, I almost peed my pants.
That concert was a G with the D. I got a standing ovation and a free taco.
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A G with the D is the person who ignores your prayers when you're begging for something. They don’t even bother to check your vibes.
I asked the G with the D for a 100 on the test, and he gave me a 50 just to be mean.
I begged the G with the D for a new phone, and he said, 'Nope, you’re stuck with this broken one.'
I prayed to the G with the D for a passing grade, and he gave me a D. Very mean.
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G-d is the Jewish way of saying God, but it’s like they’re scared of the letter O. Maybe it has a grudge.
My math teacher wrote G-d on the board and said it was disrespectful to write the full name.
The religious kid in my class says G-d because he thinks O is evil.
I asked my grandma why she wrote G-d, and she said, 'It’s tradition, and I don’t want to explain it.'
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People who write G-d are so religious they think spelling God wrong might make God mad. Maybe they're just overthinking it.
My mom wrote G-d on the grocery list because she thinks O is a curse.
The priest wrote G-d on the bulletin and told everyone to respect the letter O.
My teacher wrote G-d on the test, and I asked why, and she said, 'Because O is bad.'
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G with the D is like God Fucking Dammit, but you say it in church because you’re too much of a coward to say it loud.
I said G with the D in church and got a look from the pastor that said 'I know what you did last summer.'
My mom said G with the D when my brother broke her favorite mug.
I whispered G with the D in the library, and the librarian gave me a warning.
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