G-Von

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You yell this when someone asks a question so dumb it makes your brain hurt. It started when stoners got asked if they had anything to smoke besides their brains. You can also say it when a whole room of stoners looks at each other and acts like they just won the lottery.
Yo, do you even need a lighter? G-Von.
Why are we still talking? G-Von.
He asked if we had food. G-Von.
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This guy is the hottest LT student who looks like he just walked out of a gym and took a dump in the back of his car. He’s the main reason why everyone else feels ugly.
He walked in. The room died. G-Von.
He flexed. The universe paused. G-Von.
He took a dump. The sky cried. G-Von.
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