G-Ville Express

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A crazy trip through the brain of a G-villian where they get lost in their own thoughts and end up screaming into a pillow because they can’t figure out why they hate their mom.
I took a G-Ville Express and ended up crying in the school bathroom because I realized I still blame my mom for my bad hair.
My G-Ville Express was a 3-hour YouTube spiral about why the sky is blue and why people are so loud.
I went on a G-Ville Express and came back with a new hobby: arguing with my dog about the meaning of life.
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When a G-villian gets so deep in their head they start talking to themselves in the mirror and end up thinking they’re a superhero.
I had a G-Ville Express and turned my bathroom into a battlefield where I fought my reflection for 45 minutes.
During my G-Ville Express, I convinced myself I was a time-traveling ninja who had to save the 90s.
My G-Ville Express was so intense I started yelling at my mom for not giving me enough pizza in 2001.
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A G-villian’s brain explodes in a million tiny pieces and then reassembles itself into a new version of the same brain but with more swear words.
My G-Ville Express was so brutal I ended up swearing at my math teacher for no reason.
During my G-Ville Express, I turned my bedroom into a war zone and fought my imaginary enemies for an hour.
I went on a G-Ville Express and came back with a new nickname: ‘The Brain That Screamed’.
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A G-villian’s soul goes on a road trip through their brain and comes back with a new attitude, a ton of bad decisions, and a hatred for their old self.
My G-Ville Express was a 2-hour road trip through my brain where I yelled at my old self for being boring.
During my G-Ville Express, I turned my soul into a hot dog and ate it in the middle of the hallway.
I took a G-Ville Express and ended up getting into a fight with my lunch because it was too quiet.
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When a G-villian gets so lost in their thoughts that they start arguing with their own shadow and end up walking home from school in the middle of the night.
I had a G-Ville Express and ended up arguing with my shadow for 20 minutes because it wouldn’t stop being cool.
During my G-Ville Express, I walked home from school in the dark just to prove my shadow was wrong.
My G-Ville Express made me so mad I started a new group called ‘The Shadow Fighters’.
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