g-unit sneakers

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 3d ago · 3 definitions

1
old-school shoes that scream G-Unit, but they’re just Reeboks with some cheap paint jobs
My cousin wears them like they’re brand new. They look like they’ve been through a war.
I tried to resell mine. Nobody wanted them. They said they looked like they were dropped from a plane.
My dog stepped on them and they looked like they were about to die.
2
the shoes your mom bought you when she ran out of money but still wanted you to look cool
My mom bought me these when she couldn’t afford new jeans. They looked like they were from a discount bin.
I wore them to school and got laughed at. My friend said they looked like they were from the 90s.
I tried to clean them. They looked like they were about to fall apart.
3
the shoes that say G-Unit, but they’re just Reeboks with a little extra glitter and a lot of regret
My brother wore them to a party. People thought he was rich. He wasn’t. He was just sad.
I bought them because they looked cool. They looked like they were about to cry.
I wore them to a fight. They looked like they were about to get beaten up.
xs