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A person you think is hot enough to be your future lover, but you’re too scared to ask them out.
My guyando is in the lunch line and I’m too nervous to talk to him.
I see my guyando in math class and I forget how to do fractions.
I texted my guyando ‘hi’ and got a ‘hi’ back. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
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The person you wish you could date, but you’re too lazy to do anything about it.
I’ve had my guyando in my class for two years and I still don’t know their name.
I saw my guyando eating pizza and I got a stomachache from jealousy.
I texted my guyando ‘u cute’ and they replied ‘u too’ and now I’m confused.
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That person you think is amazing and you’d die if they didn’t like you back.
My guyando is in the band and I’m too shy to ask them to the dance.
I saw my guyando in the hallway and I tripped over my own feet.
My guyando asked me to be their lab partner and I said yes, but I’m still screaming inside.
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A person you think is perfect, and you’re too dumb to realize they probably think you’re weird.
I told my guyando I like them and they said ‘okay’ and now I’m mad.
I brought my guyando a sandwich and they said ‘thanks’ and I cried.
I asked my guyando to be my friend and they said ‘sure’ and I’m still sad.
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The person who makes your brain stop working and your heart start racing, like you just ran a marathon.
I saw my guyando in the hallway and I forgot how to breathe.
My guyando smiled at me and I dropped my pencil on the floor.
I texted my guyando ‘hey’ and now I’m typing this on my phone at 2 a. m.
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The person you think is the best and you’d do anything to be with them, even if it means dying in the process.
I would die for my guyando, even if they don’t like me back.
I would run a marathon for my guyando and I still wouldn’t be good at it.
I would eat a whole pizza for my guyando and I would still be full.
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