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Stupidly trusting Google maps like it's your only friend when you're lost and crying.
I followed Google Maps into a lake. I'm not even mad. I'm just wet and confused.
Google Maps said 'Turn left here' and I did. Now I'm in a parking lot at 2 AM.
I trusted Google Maps over my own eyes. Big mistake. Now I'm in the middle of a highway.
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Driving like a brain-dead zombie because Google maps told you to.
Google Maps said 'Merge here' and I did. Now I'm stuck in a car pile-up.
I followed Google Maps to a construction site. No one told me there was a construction site.
I drove like a maniac because Google Maps said so. Now my car is broken and I'm mad.
3
Being a complete idiot and letting Google maps lead you anywhere.
Google Maps led me to a restaurant that was closed. I'm not even hungry anymore.
I followed Google Maps and ended up in a neighborhood I didn't know. Now I'm lost and confused.
I let Google Maps decide my life. Now I'm stuck in traffic and I'm angry.
4
Having no brain and just following Google maps like it's a god.
I followed Google Maps into a ditch. I'm not even annoyed. I'm just stuck.
Google Maps said 'Go straight' and I did. Now I'm in a completely different town.
I trusted Google Maps over my own brain. Now I'm lost and I'm mad.
5
Driving like a fool because you're too lazy to think and just follow Google maps.
I followed Google Maps and ended up at a gas station. I'm not even tired anymore.
Google Maps said 'Turn right here' and I did. Now I'm in a completely different city.
I was too lazy to think, so I followed Google Maps. Now I'm in a traffic jam.
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