G-team

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A team so good, it's like God texted them the cheat codes. They’ve got a coach who doesn’t yell too much and players who don’t quit even when they’re on fire.
They won the game even though it was raining frogs.
The coach let them take naps during practice.
They beat the team that had a goat as their mascot.
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A bunch of brain-dead jerks who think stupidity is a superpower. They’ll do anything dumb just to make other people cringe.
They tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it came out their nose.
They raced go-karts in a pool and flooded the gym.
They turned the school into a giant slime pit for fun.
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A bunch of white folks who think masks are for immigrants. They wear them only when they’re forced to, and only then if it’s a fancy one.
He walked into the store without a mask and got yelled at by three people.
She wore a mask shaped like a unicorn but didn’t wear it in public.
They refused to wear masks unless it was a holiday.
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