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when you're so wasted from G. H. BEE you can't even think straight and just want to scream
I drank three bottles and now my brain is a mess
I tried to text my mom but it came out like a baby's babble
I saw my dog and thought it was my ex
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the state of being so full of G. H. BEE you feel like you're going to explode and your thoughts are all over the place
I felt like a balloon about to pop
I told my friend I was going to be a hot dog
I said my math teacher was a conspiracy theory
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when you’re so high on G. H. BEE you can’t tell your left from your right and you’re talking nonsense
I told my brother I was a wizard
I said my sock was a spaceship
I tried to dance but fell into a bush
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when you take so much G. H. BEE you’re like a zombie and can’t even remember your own name
I walked into my kitchen and forgot why I was there
I tried to eat my cat
I said I was the president of France
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when you’re so messed up from G. H. BEE you can’t even stand up and your brain is going a million miles a minute
I tried to stand up and fell on my face
I told my mom I was a superhero
I said my math test was a secret mission
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when G. H. BEE hits you so hard you’re like a drunk elephant and you can’t stop laughing at nothing
I laughed at my own shadow
I told my dad I was a pizza
I danced in the middle of the street
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