g-tank

My cousin is a g-tank. He eats three burgers for breakfast and still has six girls texting him at once.

That guy at the gym is a g-tank. He flexes like he’s in a commercial and still has a dating app open.

My neighbor is a g-tank. He yells at the mailman and still has four girls bringing him coffee.

That g-tank kicked my dad’s butt in a fight. My dad is 6 foot 2 and he didn’t even flinch.

The g-tank at the bar took on three guys at once and won. He didn’t even sweat.

My friend’s dad is a g-tank. He can bench press a cow and still has time to flirt with the barmaid.