G & T

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G& T is short for Gina & Tina, two bitches who get you high and make you cum so hard you think you’re gonna pass out. Gina is GHB or GBL, and Tina is Crystal Meth, the junk that turns you into a feral animal.
Gina came to my room at 3 a. m. and I didn’t even know who Tina was.
I took Gina and Tina and I turned my math test into a disaster.
My mom thinks I’m studying, but I’m really just snorting Tina and swallowing Gina.
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Gin & Tonic is the worst drink ever. It tastes like wet grass and regret. You drink it and you wonder why you ever left your mom’s house.
I drank a G&T before my interview and I sounded like a drunk raccoon.
My friend tried to impress his crush with a G&T and it just made her laugh.
My dad drinks G&Ts like they’re going out of style.
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G/T is for giants and tiny people. Tiny ones are like 3 inches tall and giants are like 30 feet tall. It's like when you’re little and you think you’re a giant, but you’re really just a kid who got stuck in a cartoon.
My little brother drew a tiny person and called it a G/T fanfic.
My teacher thought I was drawing a monster, but I was just drawing a giant.
I told my friend I was going to be a giant, but he said I’d just be a giant who cried a lot.
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Gin and Tonic is what rich kids drink before, during, and after tennis. It’s like the rich version of soda and it makes you feel like you’re important.
My cousin drank a G&T and then challenged me to a tennis match.
I asked my teacher if we could drink G&Ts instead of soda.
My rich friend said G&Ts made him feel like a king.
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G/T is short for give or take. It’s what you say when you’re lazy and don’t want to type the whole thing. It’s also what you say when you’re too high to care.
I said G/T instead of give or take and my teacher said I was being lazy.
My friend texted me G/T and I thought he was being weird.
I used G/T in my essay and my teacher said I was being smart.
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G&T is what rich people drink. Poor people don’t get to drink it. They drink soda and cry about it.
My rich friend said G&Ts made him feel like a king, and I said I was just a poor kid who drank soda.
I asked my teacher if I could drink G&Ts and she said I was being rich.
My friend said G&Ts made him feel important and I said I was just a poor kid who felt sad.
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G+T is when Gabe and Trianna are dating and kissing, but they don’t know how to DTR. It’s like when you’re in love but you don’t know what to do next.
Gabe and Trianna were kissing and I thought they were going to DTR.
My friend said G+T was like being in love but not knowing what to do next.
I asked my teacher if G+T was like being in love and she said it was like being confused.
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