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Google charges you $5 a month per person just to make you feel fancy. It’s the same old stuff you already use. They’re just adding a fake domain to make you think you’re important.
Hey boss, why are we paying for G Suite? We already use Google.
This is just a fancy name for Google. Why are we paying for it?
I’m gonna rip out my hair if I have to pay $5 more for the same thing.
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Google says you’re getting a fancy domain. But it’s just the same services you already have. They’re charging you extra for something that doesn’t make sense.
You pay $5 a month for a domain? I could buy a house with that money.
Why do I have to pay for a domain when I already use Google?
This is the worst ripoff ever. I’m gonna scream.
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G Suite is like buying a gold-plated toilet when you already have a working one. It’s the same Google, but now you pay for it. What’s the point?
Why are we paying for something we already use? It’s like paying for a gold-plated toilet.
I didn’t sign up for this fancy stuff. I just want Google.
This is the worst decision ever. I’m gonna quit.
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Google is basically robbing you. You pay $5 a month for the same old Google, just with a fancier name. What’s the deal?
They’re robbing us. We already use Google. Why pay for it again?
Why is G Suite so expensive when it’s the same thing we already have?
This is the worst deal ever. I’m gonna punch the wall.
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G Suite is like paying for a premium membership when you already get the free version. It’s the same stuff, just fancier and more expensive.
Why pay for a premium version when I already have the free one?
This is like paying for a premium membership just to feel fancy.
I don’t need a fancy version. I just need Google.
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Google wants you to pay extra just because it sounds fancy. It’s not better, just more expensive and more annoying.
Why do I have to pay extra for something that’s not better?
This is just a fancy name for Google. It’s not worth the money.
I hate paying extra for something that’s not better.
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