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To dress so cool you make your mom cry and your dad’s pants fall down.

My cousin showed up in a fur coat and platform shoes. He looked like a walking pizza.

She wore a hat so big it blocked the sun and my uncle’s dignity.

He showed up in a sequin shirt and called it ‘business casual.’

To dress like you just walked out of a jail cell and stole a designer’s closet.

He came in with a chain so thick it could choke a horse and a shirt that screamed ‘I’m rich.’

She wore so much glitter I thought she was going to explode in the middle of the mall.

He showed up with a hat that had a bell on it and a shirt that said ‘I don’t need no stinkin’ money.’

To dress so fancy your dog gets jealous and your neighbor calls the cops.

She showed up in a dress so expensive it probably had a college fund.

He wore so much jewelry I thought he was going to get stuck in the door.

She came in with a hat that had feathers and a purse that cost more than my rent.

To dress like you just got out of a fight with a fashion icon and won.

He came in with a shirt that had rips and tears like he had a grudge with the fabric.

She wore a dress that looked like it had been through a war and a divorce.

He showed up with a hat that was sideways and a shirt that said ‘I don’t need no stinkin’ respect.’

To dress so cool your grandma thinks you’re a magician and your cousin thinks you stole his clothes.

She came in with a dress that had so many sequins it looked like a disco ball.

He wore a shirt that said ‘I’m fancy’ and a hat that said ‘I’m cool.’

She showed up with a necklace so big it almost knocked out the principal.