g-strip

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When you shave your pubes in a way that looks like you’re trying to win a prize for the most obscene art project ever.
My g-strip looks like a raccoon got into my pubes and drew a map.
I shaved my pubes into a heart and a swear word. It’s love… with a side of hell.
My g-strip is so bad, my dog ran away from me.
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The messy leftovers of a pubic hair removal that looked like a warzone.
My g-strip is like a forest fire happened in my crotch.
I tried to do a g-strip and now my pubes look like they were tortured.
My g-strip is so bad, my therapist is charging me extra.
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The sad aftermath of a failed attempt to make your pubes look cool.
My g-strip is like a toddler threw confetti and a swear word at my pubes.
I did a g-strip and now my pubes look like they were beaten by a sock.
My g-strip is so bad, my ex texted me to ask what I did to my pubes.
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