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A tiny piece of fabric that some women wear to show off their butt. It’s like a dare. If you’re not a goddess, don’t wear it or you’ll look like a mess.
My aunt wore a G-string to the grocery store and the cashier asked if she was going to the beach.
My cousin’s dog ran into her wearing a G-string and it looked like a horror movie.
My mom told me to stop wearing G-strings or I’d end up in a nursing home.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A piece of fabric that looks like a string, but it’s barely there. It’s for people who think they’re hot and don’t care if their butt cheeks are exposed like a crime scene.
My sister’s G-string is so tiny, it looks like she’s wearing a birthday present.
My neighbor’s cat ran into her wearing a G-string and it looked like a fashion show.
My brother tried to wear a G-string and he looked like a confused pigeon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The third string on a guitar. It’s not the most important one, but it’s there. It’s like the third wheel of the guitar family.
I play the third string on my guitar and it sounds like a sad trombone.
My dog chewed my third string and now my guitar screams in pain.
I broke the third string on my guitar and now it sounds like a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Butt floss. That’s what it is. It’s for people who don’t care if their butt cheeks are showing like a crime scene.
My grandma’s G-string looks like she used it to wipe her butt after a long day.
My sister’s G-string is so tiny, it looks like it belongs in a museum.
My dog’s G-string looks like it was stolen from a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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It’s like a thong, but even more exposed. It’s for people who think they’re hot and don’t care if their butt cheeks are showing like a crime scene.
My cousin wears a G-string like it’s a fashion statement and people stare.
My dog ran into my sister wearing a G-string and it looked like a fashion show.
My sister wears a G-string and looks like a walking ad for a butt.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A string on a guitar. Not the cool ones. Just the one that’s stuck in the middle and never gets the spotlight.
I broke the G-string on my guitar and now it sounds like a sad pigeon.
My brother plays the G-string like it’s the most important string on the guitar.
My dog chewed my G-string and now it sounds like a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A tiny piece of fabric that women wear to show off their butt. It’s like a dare. If you’re not a goddess, don’t wear it or you’ll look like a mess.
My mom wears a G-string like it’s a fashion statement and people stare.
My sister’s G-string looks like it was stolen from a crime scene.
My cousin wore a G-string and looked like she was going to the beach.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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