g string

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A tiny piece of fabric that women wear to show off their butt. It’s like a dare. Most women who wear it are brave or stupid.
My cousin wore a g string to the mall and got stared at by 10 guys.
I told my mom she looked like a donut in a g string. She said I was a donut too.
My friend’s dog wore a g string and tried to flirt with the mailman.
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The third string on my guitar. It’s not as important as the other strings, but it still has to do its job or I sound like a drunk monkey.
My guitar has a broken g string, and now I sound like my uncle after a beer.
I tried to play without my g string, and it was like a sad version of rock and roll.
My teacher said my g string was broken, and I got in trouble for it.
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A piece of fabric that covers almost nothing. It’s like wearing a snack for your butt. Only works if you have a good butt.
My sister wears a g string every day and says it’s her power suit.
My neighbor’s dog tried to steal my g string and got caught.
I wore a g string to school and my teacher gave me detention.
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Fanny floss. It’s like the inside of a donut. Only the best butts can wear it. If you wear it and you don’t have a good butt, you look like a sad donut.
My friend’s dog tried to wear my fanny floss and it was a disaster.
I wore fanny floss to the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was a clown.
My brother said my fanny floss looked like a sad donut.
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The third string on a five-string banjo. It’s like the brain of the banjo. If it breaks, you sound like a sad monkey.
I broke my g string on my banjo, and now I sound like a sad monkey.
My friend’s banjo has a broken g string, and it sounds like a sad monkey too.
My teacher said my g string was the most broken one in the class.
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A letter that looks like a Y, and it became a piece of underwear. It’s like a dumb name for a smart idea.
My teacher said the g string was named after a letter that looks like a Y.
I asked why it was called a g string, and the answer was dumb.
My friend said the g string was the dumbest name ever, and I agreed.
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The third string on a guitar with six or seven strings. It’s not the most important, but it’s still there. If you don’t use it, you sound like a sad monkey.
I broke my g string on my seven-string guitar and sound like a sad monkey.
My friend said my g string was the most important one on my guitar.
I used my g string and it made my guitar sound better.
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