g-strap

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A tiny string with a big fake junk attached to it.
My mom thinks I'm wearing a g-strap to church. I'm actually trying to seduce the priest.
He showed up to the party with a g-strap and a smile. I showed up with a hangover and a grudge.
My sister's wearing a g-strap and calling it a 'fashion statement.' I call it a disaster waiting to happen.
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A string that lets you pretend to be a man with a side of arrogance.
He walked into the bar wearing a g-strap and a attitude. The bar got quiet.
I tried to impress my crush with a g-strap. She laughed so hard, I thought I'd die.
My brother thinks a g-strap is a 'power move.' I think it's a joke.
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A string with a fake junk on it, just so you can feel important.
She wore a g-strap to the meeting. The boss didn't notice. The intern did.
He bought a g-strap and called it a 'life upgrade.' I called it a waste of money.
My friend tried to flirt with the waiter using a g-strap. The waiter left the table.
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