G-strang

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A smelly, bony piece of fabric that hangs from a person's hips like a confused spider. It's the worst kind of underwear, but also the most dramatic.
My mom wears a g-strang to church and it’s like a fashion disaster. I pray for her soul.
He tried to wear a g-strang to a job interview. They hired him just to laugh.
My dog walks in front of me wearing a g-strang. It’s like a nightmare.
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A style of being wild and loud, like when you wear a dress that screams at you and you dance like no one is watching. It’s the vibe of people who think they’re famous.
My sister’s g-strang look is so loud it woke up the neighbors. They’re still mad.
He texted me, ‘I’m wearing a g-strang today, I feel like a rockstar.’ I replied, ‘You look like a confused chicken.’
She showed up to my birthday in a g-strang and brought a karaoke machine. It was a nightmare.
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A mix of being sexy and weird, like when you wear a dress and think you’re cool but you’re actually just confused. It’s what happens when you try to be like Lady Gaga but you’re not rich.
My cousin said she’s going to be g-strang today. I asked, ‘What’s that?’ She said, ‘It’s when I wear a dress and try to be cool.’
He tried to be g-strang by wearing a dress to work. His boss asked if he was sick.
My friend said she’s going to be g-strang this weekend. I said, ‘I hope you don’t come to my house.’
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