G-Stop

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The place where gamers go to get their game on, and the only thing they know about the meat department is that it’s where the guy who got fired for peeing in the stockroom works.
I got my new game at G-Stop, and the guy behind the counter knew more about Pokémon than my mom does about her ex.
G-Stop is the only store that doesn’t kick you out for talking trash about the competition.
I walked in and the clerk said, 'You here for the new Zelda?' I said, 'You here for the new Zelda?' He said, 'We both know the answer.'
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The only store that hires people who can tell you which character in Final Fantasy is the best, and also the place where the guy who got fired for eating the inventory works.
G-Stop is like the cool kid in school who also knows the answer to the math test.
I went to G-Stop and the clerk knew more about my gaming history than my therapist does.
I told the guy at G-Stop I was looking for a game, and he asked me if I wanted to beat my old self.
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The only store that doesn’t fire you for talking crap about the competition, and the guy who got fired for eating the inventory works there now.
G-Stop is where I go to get my game on and also to get my game back.
I went to G-Stop, and the clerk knew my gaming history better than my mom knows my GPA.
I told the guy at G-Stop I was looking for a new game, and he said, 'You here for the new game or the new me?'
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