G-Slam

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When a guy who only dates guys pretends to hump another guy like it's a real thing. He slams into the other guy's butt through their clothes and makes the other guy scream like he's been stabbed.
My buddy just G-Slammed my cousin and he cried like a baby.
At the gym, Chad G-Slammed Dave and Dave ran out of the room.
During lunch, my friend G-Slammed the principal and got suspended.
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A guy who’s only into guys acts like he’s having sex with another guy. He goes full speed into the other guy’s butt and makes the other guy yell like he’s been hit by a truck.
At the party, Jake G-Slammed Mark and Mark fell over.
In the hallway, my brother G-Slammed his friend and got a detention.
During a game, my friend G-Slammed the teacher and everyone laughed.
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A guy who only likes guys slams into another guy’s butt through their clothes like it’s a real thing. It’s so brutal, the other guy yells like he’s been electrocuted.
My friend G-Slammed his crush and he turned red.
At the park, my brother G-Slammed a guy and got chased.
During the movie, my friend G-Slammed the guy next to him and the whole theater laughed.
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A guy who only dates guys fakes having sex with another guy. He hits the other guy’s butt through their clothes and the other guy screams like he’s been kicked by a horse.
At the football game, my friend G-Slammed the quarterback and he dropped the ball.
During a video call, my brother G-Slammed his friend and he fell off the couch.
At the store, my friend G-Slammed a guy and got kicked out.
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When a guy who only likes guys acts like he’s having sex with another guy. He slams into the other guy’s butt through their clothes and the other guy yells like he’s been stabbed in the back.
At the restaurant, my friend G-Slammed the waiter and he spilled soup everywhere.
During a Zoom meeting, my brother G-Slammed his coworker and everyone laughed.
At the mall, my friend G-Slammed a guy and got chased by security.
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A guy who’s only into guys fakes having sex with another guy. He slams into the other guy’s butt through their clothes and the other guy screams like he’s been hit with a hammer.
At the gym, my friend G-Slammed the guy next to him and he fell down.
During lunch, my brother G-Slammed his friend and got a pop tart thrown at him.
At the concert, my friend G-Slammed the singer and he missed his next song.
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