G-shot

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When you completely miss some guy in a first-person shooter game because you're too busy staring at his avatar like he's the last piece of pizza.
I no-scoped that guy and he didn’t even flinch. He was too busy checking his stats.
I got no-scoped by a kid who had a higher ping than my dog.
I played Call of Duty for 10 hours and still didn’t know what no-scoping was.
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A naked selfie someone sends you because they're too lazy to put on pants and think you're hot enough to deserve it.
My ex sent me a G-shot at 2 a. m. and I still didn't call her back.
My cousin took a G-shot in her bra and sent it to my uncle. He didn't reply.
I got a G-shot from my neighbor and now I can't stop thinking about her.
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Sniper style, but you're moving your gun like a lunatic while trying to shoot someone in the head.
He no-scoped me while I was moving like a crazy man. I died instantly.
She no-scoped me while I was dancing. I didn’t even know what happened.
I tried to no-scope someone, but I moved my gun like I was doing the Macarena.
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You finger a woman, then use the same finger to stir your shot and drink it like it's a fancy cocktail.
I fingered my girlfriend and then stirred my shot. It was like a fancy drink and a win.
He fingered his ex, stirred his shot, and drank it like he was king.
I stirred my shot with the same finger I used to finger my mom. It was a holy experience.
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When two people have an orgasm at the same time. It's magic. It's love. It's also the best thing that ever happened to you.
We had a G-Shot and it felt like we were both in heaven.
Me and my boyfriend had a G-Shot and I didn’t even need my phone to record it.
My girlfriend and I had a G-Shot and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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