G-shirt

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A giant white shirt or tank top that looks like it was stolen from a grandma’s closet and then worn by a kid who just got out of jail.

My G-shirt is so big it looks like I'm wearing a tent.

I wear my G-shirt like it's a curse.

That shirt is so big, it's practically a second skin for my ass.

The shirt you wear when you’re too lazy to do laundry and your ass is sagging so low it’s about to touch the ground.

I wear my G-shirt because it’s the only thing that fits my sagging ass.

My G-shirt is so low, I could catch a fish in the sag.

That shirt is so big, it looks like it was made for a mountain.

The shirt that looks like it was bought from a trash can and then worn by someone who’s never seen a mirror.

My G-shirt is so big, it looks like I’m wearing a ghost.

I wear that shirt because it’s the only one that hides my sagging ass.

That shirt is so big, it’s like I’m wearing a blanket.