Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you use Google like it owes you money and you're about to find out something embarrassing.

I g-searched my ex's new boyfriends name and found he has a criminal record.

I g-searched my math problem and realized I was solving for the wrong variable.

I g-searched my boss's name and found he has a side hustle as a dog walker.

2

When you're too dumb to think and just type your question into Google like it's your personal tutor.

I g-searched 'how to breathe' during my panic attack.

I g-searched 'how to cook' before my mom got home.

I g-searched 'how to not fail this class' the day before the test.

3

When you use Google like it's your best friend and you're begging it for answers.

I g-searched 'how to pass this test' and got 12 different answers.

I g-searched 'how to talk to my crush' and ended up with 8 steps.

I g-searched 'how to survive this day' and found a list of 10 things that didn't help.

4

When you're too lazy to think and just let Google do all the work for you.

I g-searched 'what is life' and got 10 different answers.

I g-searched 'how to win the lottery' and got a 5-step plan.

I g-searched 'how to eat lunch' and found out I had to use my hands.

5

When you're desperate and Google is your only hope.

I g-searched 'how to not get caught cheating' and got 2 answers: yes and no.

I g-searched 'how to fix my life' and found 7 steps that took 10 minutes.

I g-searched 'how to avoid my mom' and found out she's not coming home.

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When you type your question into Google like it's going to save your life.

I g-searched 'how to survive this day' and got 12 different plans.

I g-searched 'how to talk to my crush' and got 8 steps that didn't help.

I g-searched 'how to not fail this class' and got 5 different ideas.