g-runner

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A g-runner is when you lie to a girl just to sleep with her and then you vanish and blame your dead grandma for why you can't be seen again.

I told her my dog died so I could leave her. My dog's still alive. My grandma's not.

I said my uncle had a heart attack. He's fine. I just wanted out.

I told her my mom was in a car crash. My mom's in a car crash. I'm just bad at lying.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A g-runner is when you make up a sob story to get a girl in bed and then you ghost her because you're too lazy to explain why you're gone.

I said my brother was in jail. He's not. I'm just too lazy to tell her the truth.

I told her my dad had a stroke. My dad's fine. I just wanted to run.

I said my cat was missing. My cat's at my mom's house. I'm a fraud.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A g-runner is when you trick a girl into having sex with you by saying your whole family is dead and then you disappear because you're too embarrassed to face her again.

I told her my whole family was dead. My whole family is alive. I'm just a coward.

I said my sister had a baby. She didn't. I just wanted to run away.

I told her my mom was in a coma. She's not. I'm a fake.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A g-runner is when you lie to a girl so you can sleep with her and then you run like a scared rat because you don't want to explain why you're gone.

I told her my dad was in prison. He's not. I'm just a scared rat.

I said my brother had a brain tumor. He's fine. I ran like a coward.

I told her my mom was in a coma. She's not. I just wanted to run.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A g-runner is when you tell a girl a fake story to get her in bed, then you leave and say your family died because you're too lazy to be honest.

I told her my whole family was dead. My family's alive. I'm just lazy.

I said my sister was in a mental hospital. She's not. I'm a fake.

I told her my brother was in a coma. He's not. I'm too lazy to be honest.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A g-runner is when you lie to a girl to sleep with her and then you vanish like a ghost because you're too embarrassed to explain why you left.

I told her my uncle had a heart attack. He's fine. I vanished like a ghost.

I said my brother was in jail. He's not. I'm too embarrassed to come back.

I told her my mom was in a car crash. She's fine. I left like a ghost.

by Slangipedia 3d ago