G-Roon

G-Roon just walked into the room and my day went from okay to absolute disaster.

I told my mom I was dating G-Roon and she said I was crazy. She was right.

G-Roon is the reason I failed math. And also gym.

My brother is G-Roon. He once ate an entire pizza in one bite. I think he’s a monster.

G-Roon is the reason I get detention every Friday. He told me to throw my eraser at the teacher.

I texted G-Roon and he replied with a picture of a cat. That’s the worst response ever.

G-Roon thinks the sky is green. I’ve seen proof. He’s not lying.

My teacher called G-Roon ‘the human version of a toaster’ and I believe it.

G-Roon once tried to explain the pyramids and said they were made by aliens with glue.