Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A white person who doesn’t get mad and just lets life hit them like a bag of bricks

Bro just stood there when I called him a milk-drinking poser

Didn’t yell when I told him his hair looked like a raccoon’s ass

Smiled when I said his pants were hanging off his knees like old socks

2

A pale dude who doesn’t flip out and just takes everything like it’s a free pizza

Said ‘whatever’ when I called him a doofus

Laughed when I told him his shoes were screaming for mercy

Didn’t even blink when I said he looked like a lost sock

3

A white person who doesn’t scream and just lets everything roll off them like a bad pop song

Didn’t get angry when I said he was a meathead

Just shrugged when I told him his shirt was a disaster

Didn’t even flinch when I said his hair was a crime scene

4

A white guy who doesn’t cuss and just takes everything like it’s a boring math test

Didn’t yell when I said his laugh was like a broken kazoo

Just nodded when I told him his socks were a disgrace

Didn’t even blink when I said his face was a horror movie

5

A white person who doesn’t fight and just lets everything happen like it’s a bad movie

Didn’t get mad when I told him he looked like a confused potato

Just smiled when I said his voice was like a broken robot

Didn’t even flinch when I said his hair was a disaster

6

A white guy who doesn’t panic and just lets everything roll over him like a bad joke

Said ‘cool’ when I told him he looked like a melted crayon

Didn’t even raise his voice when I said his pants were a crime

Just laughed when I said his face was a mystery