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A girl so trashy she farts on a dude’s face, eats his cum like candy, then pukes it all back into her own snatch, gets knocked up, and screams into a phone for 12 weeks about who the baby’s dad is.
She texted him: 'I ate your cum like it was pizza.'
She posted: 'I threw up his cum in my pants.'
She called the police: 'He’s the dad! I know it!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A girl so dumb she lets 20 guys cum in her mouth, then throws up their cum into her own pussy, gets pregnant, and spends the next year yelling at the TV like it’s her ex.
She told her mom: 'I swallowed 20 dicks!'
She posted: 'I puked cum into my own snatch!'
She yelled at the TV: 'You’re the dad! I know it!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A girl so gross she eats a guy’s cum, then spits it back in her own snatch, gets knocked up, and spends the next 12 weeks crying on a talk show like it’s her life.
She texted him: 'I ate your cum and it was gross.'
She posted: 'I puked your cum into my own snatch!'
She cried on TV: 'I don’t know who the dad is!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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