G Rated

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When you mess around but never actually finish the job. Used to make stupid first dates look innocent, even though you're both acting like wild animals.
He was G Rated, so I let him touch my leg on the first date.
She called it G Rated, but I saw her sneak a look at his phone.
He said it was G Rated, but I know he was checking my ass the whole time.
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Clean enough for kids, but it's just because they cut out all the good parts. Like when they take the juicy bits out of a movie just to make it look nice.
That movie was G Rated, but I know they took out the best parts.
They made it G Rated so my little brother wouldn't get scared.
She said it was G Rated, but I saw the director throw out the funny parts.
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Another way of saying something is really cool, even if it's fake. Like when you say someone is gangsta just because they wear a hat.
He said he was G Rated, but he just wears a hat.
She called him G Rated because he took a selfie.
He said he was G Rated, but I know he just stole the hat.
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When a girl is so cheap she takes 100 dicks, swallows all the cum, then throws it all back up into her own pussy, gets pregnant, and then screams on TV about who the daddy is.
She was so cheap, she took 100 dicks and then vomited all the cum back in her own pussy.
That girl swallowed 100 dicks and then threw up in her own vagina.
She had sex with 100 guys, got pregnant, and then went on Geraldo to cry about it.
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