G Raise

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the person who gives you snacks but also judges your life choices
My G Raise brought me candy but said I should’ve been a doctor.
My G Raise sent me a text: 'You’re 20. Why are you still living with your mom?"
My G Raise gave me a snack and told me I’d fail in life.
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the person who yells at you for no reason and still loves you
My G Raise yelled at me for eating ice cream for breakfast.
My G Raise screamed at me for wearing pajamas to school.
My G Raise yelled at me for not cleaning my room even though I had a test.
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the person who sends you advice you never asked for
My G Raise texted me: 'You need to get a job. Now.'
My G Raise called me and said, 'You’re gonna fail if you don’t try harder.'
My G Raise gave me life advice during snack time.
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