g plate

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The plate you eat off when you're too big to fit in a jail cell.

My g plate is bigger than my cousin's face after he got hit with a shovel.

I got a g plate because my dinner was too fancy for regular plates.

My g plate came with a side of respect and a lot of ketchup.

A plate so big it could hold the whole lunch table.

My g plate is so big, my mom thinks it's a new kind of throne.

I got my g plate after I challenged the chef to a hot dog eating contest.

My g plate is like a buffet for one.

The plate that screams, 'I don't care if you're in jail, I'm still eating.'

My g plate is so loud, even the jail guards asked for seconds.

I got my g plate after I threw my fork at the waiter.

My g plate doesn't whisper, it shouts, 'I'm full!'