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A man who loves working out so much he thinks he’s a god and everyone else is just a side dish

'I do bicep curls at 3 AM. You don’t know what you’re missing.'

He took a selfie mid-squat and sent it to 12 people.

He bought a protein shake and called it a 'liquid religion.'

A man who works out so much he’s probably the reason the gym has a ‘no shirt, no problem’ rule

'I came to the gym and he was doing push-ups in the mirror. I thought I was the only one who had a mirror.'

He wore a shirt that said ‘I survived the gym’ and it was 100% true.

He did a plank for so long the floor started to question its life choices.

A man who thinks he’s the only one who knows how to use a treadmill and will yell at you if you walk too slow

'You walked on the treadmill like it was a parking lot. What’s wrong with you?'

He ran so fast on the treadmill he made it go in reverse.

He yelled at a kid for walking on the treadmill and the kid cried.