G Penis

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A fake penis that women use so they can pretend to be sexy and have lesbian sex, even if they’re ugly and stink like a wet sock.

My friend used it to trick her girlfriend. It worked, but the girlfriend still called her a fat cow.

She tried to use it in a Zoom date. The guy left right away.

The fake penis fell off during sex. It was a disaster.

When the dumbest kid in the class is playing a mining game and thinks he's a genius because he found a rare gem.

He screamed, 'I'm rich!' when he found a rock. No one believed him.

He spent all his coins on a purple hat. It was a mistake.

He got kicked out of the game for talking too much.

The big, saggy, smelly thing that comes out when you’re drunk and you try to impress someone.

He showed it off at the bar. Everyone laughed at him.

He tried to use it to flirt with a girl. She ran away.

He accidentally showed it to his mom. She cried.

Penis G is the nickname for the fattest, laziest, most annoying person in Lulin. They also drink like a fish and stink like a garbage can.

He didn’t move for three days. He just drank and slept.

He tried to talk to a girl. She said, 'No way.'

He fell into a puddle and didn’t even care.

Penis G is the nickname of the biggest, laziest, and most drunk person in Lulin Bulgaria. They’re so fat, they walk like a waddle.

He ate a whole pizza and didn’t even blink.

He tried to dance. It was like watching a baby fall.

He fell asleep in the middle of a party. No one woke him up.