G on the F

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G on the F is when you hit the gym, get a tan, and find out which weird guy Sammi is texting instead of you!
Bro, I just got a tan and found out Sammi was texting that guy from the gym! What even is life?
I went to the gym, got a tan, and found out Sammi's texting some guy who looks like a chicken. What is wrong with her?
Gym, tan, find out Sammi’s texting a guy who smells like a gym sock. I’m gonna cry.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A girlfriend is the only girl a guy will ever look at, ever, unless he sees a hot girl walking by.
My boyfriend has a girlfriend, but he still stares at the barista like she’s a goddess.
He said he had a girlfriend, but I saw him texting the barista at 2 a. m.
He has a girlfriend, but I think he’s gonna leave her for that girl from the store.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Garanteed Favor or Girlfriend is like a promise, but it’s probably gonna fail because no one ever follows through.
He said he’d be my Garanteed Favor, but now I’m still waiting.
She promised me a Garanteed Favor, but now I’m stuck with a goat for a friend.
I got Garanteed Favor, but he just said he’d be my girlfriend next week. I’m not holding my breath.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A C i h u a h a g h g f e is when you call someone a short, annoying, face-melting, annoying, face-melting, annoying, face-melting, annoying, face-melting, annoying, face-melting, short, annoying person.
You’re a C i h u a h a g h g f e, you’re like a short, annoying, face-melting, short, annoying, face-melting, short, annoying, face-melting, short, annoying, face-melting person!
Why are you so short and annoying? You’re like a C i h u a h a g h g f e!
You’re the C i h u a h a g h g f e of this group. You’re short, annoying, and you just said ‘face-melting’ like that was a real thing.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Go Fuck a Goat is when you tell someone to go procreate with a goat. It’s the same as telling them to go fuck themselves, but with more goat.
You’re so annoying, I just told you to Go Fuck a Goat.
I said Go Fuck a Goat because you’re like a goat with a goat problem.
I told him to Go Fuck a Goat, and now he’s crying. I think he’s a goat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Corporate speak for Go Fuck Yourself is when your boss makes you say it in an email because you’re not allowed to say real curse words.
My boss made me say Go Fuck Yourself in an email because he’s a boring corporate man.
They told me to say Go Fuck Yourself in an email, and I just yelled at my computer.
I wrote Go Fuck Yourself in an email, and my boss is now trying to fire me.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A spiteful usurp is someone who takes over your spot and is like a tiny, angry, terrible version of you.
She took my spot and became a spiteful usurp. I hate her.
He took my lunch spot and became a spiteful usurp. I’m gonna beat him up.
My friend is a spiteful usurp and now he’s sitting in my chair like he owns it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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