G o'clock

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When you're so wasted you think it's 2 in the morning but it's actually 2 in the afternoon and you're still wearing pajamas

"I'm not going to work. It's 2 o'clock. I'm still in my socks."

He showed up at the party at 5 o'clock wearing his bathrobe and a sandwich.

I tried to go to sleep at 10 o'clock, but I was still wide awake at 3 o'clock.

A time when you're too lazy to check the clock but still know it's bad

"I don't care if it's 8 o'clock. I'm not getting up."

She texted me at 4 o'clock and I just replied with a photo of my face on the floor.

He said he'd be there by 7 o'clock, but he showed up at 9 o'clock with a hangover.

A time that makes you feel like you're being punished by life

"It's 1 o'clock and I still have to do my homework."

He missed his flight because he thought it was 3 o'clock, but it was actually 6 o'clock.

I woke up at 11 o'clock and immediately went back to sleep.

A time that you swear you've never seen before, even though you've lived through it 100 times

"I swear it's 12 o'clock. I didn't sleep last night."

She texted me at 9 o'clock and I replied, 'It's not 9 o'clock. It's 8 o'clock.'

He told me it was 6 o'clock, but I knew it was 7 o'clock because my dog barked at 7 o'clock every day.

When your body says it's 3 o'clock but your brain says it's 2 o'clock and your mom says it's time to go to bed

"My body says it's 4 o'clock, but my brain says it's 3 o'clock. I don't know what my mom says."

He told me it was 1 o'clock, but my body said it was 2 o'clock, and my mom said it was time for dinner.

She said it was 6 o'clock, but my brain said it was 5 o'clock, and I still had a snack.