G NOTE***

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The worst sound ever made that makes emos cry so hard they leak mascara and sob like they just got dumped by their ex and their ex's ex.
My friend heard the G note and started bawling like he lost his dog, his mom, and his dignity.
I turned it on in class and the whole room was crying like it was the end of the world.
My little brother heard it and cried so hard he got a nosebleed.
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That one piano note that turns emos into crying messes who sit in the corner with their eyeliner smudged and scream like they’re dying.
My cousin heard it and screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I played it for my sister and she cried so much she got a black eye from her eyeliner.
My dog ran away when he heard it.
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The note that starts the song that makes emos sob their eyes out like they got rejected by their crush and their crush's crush.
My brother heard it and cried so much he got a tissue stuck in his nose.
I played it during a Zoom call and my boss cried like he lost his job.
My dog started barking like it was the end of the world.
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The G note is like the emo killer. It makes them cry so hard they might pass out or start a new trend of crying while wearing socks.
My friend heard it and cried so much he started a new trend of crying in socks.
I played it at a party and everyone started crying like it was the end of the world.
My teacher got so emotional she cried and drew a mustache on the board.
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That piano note that makes emos cry so hard they might start a new trend of crying while eating pizza.
My friend heard it and cried so much he ate a whole pizza while sobbing.
I played it in my room and my mom cried and started making pizza.
My dog started barking like it was crying with him.
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The G note is the start of the song that makes emos cry so hard they might get a nosebleed from all the sobbing and the eyeliner.
My sister heard it and cried so hard she got a nosebleed and a new eyeliner smudge.
I played it in the car and my dad cried like he lost his job.
My neighbor started crying and threw a pizza at the wall.
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That one note on the piano that makes emos cry like they just got dumped by their crush and their crush’s crush while wearing socks.
My friend heard it and cried so hard he started a new trend of crying in socks.
I played it in my room and my dog started barking like he was crying too.
My teacher heard it and cried so much she drew a mustache on the board.
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