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A drink so strong it can make a grown man cry and a baby laugh at the same time.
My cousin drank it and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
I had one and my dog ran away screaming.
My teacher said it was the reason she stopped drinking coffee.
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The juice is just a cover for the gin’s plan to take over your brain.
I tried to think straight after one and ended up arguing with my fridge.
My friend drank it and started singing opera to his plants.
My mom said it was the reason my dad forgot his pants.
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It’s like a party in your mouth and your brain is the last one to arrive.
I drank it and my brother started doing the can-can in the kitchen.
My friend said it was the reason her cat started tap-dancing.
My dad drank it and started telling my mom she was the love of his life.
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