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he thinks you’re trying to get pregnant and he’ll yell at you like you’ve insulted his entire family tree.

He said, 'You’re already daydreaming about sex? You must be ovulating early!' I just wanted a snack.

I was imagining getting close and he thought I was trying to skip the pill.

He said I was 'trying to trick the man' and I was like, 'You’re the one who got distracted by my chicken nuggets.'

he’ll think you’re plotting something and he’ll call you a ‘baby-hungry fraud’ in front of your friends.

He said I was ‘acting like I was trying to get knocked up’ and I was just eating a donut.

I was thinking about getting close and he thought I was trying to get a scholarship.

He told my friends I was ‘ovulating before I even got my period’ and I was like, 'I just wanted fries.'

he’ll accuse you of cheating and you’ll end up fighting over who’s the real baby machine.

He said I was ‘cheating on my period’ and I was just watching a movie.

He thought I was getting close with someone else and I was just eating a taco.

He said I was ‘trying to be the best mom’ and I was just trying to not get yelled at.