G mom

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A mom who's so hot you'd rather eat a moldy sock than not touch her. She can be your mom, your dad's mom, or even a hot dog lady who knows your secrets.

My G mom is the reason I skipped school to flirt with her at the grocery store.

My dad's G mom gave me a wink that made me blush like a tomato.

My G mom once told me she'd rather fight a bear than not kiss me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The grandma who's so cool she could be your crush. She's your mom's mom, your dad's mom, or just someone who looks good in a fanny pack and knows how to roast you.

My G mom texted me a photo of her dancing in her pajamas and said, 'You're not getting any sleep tonight.'

My G mom beat my dad at poker and then gave me a thumbs up like I won.

My G mom once wore a hat that said 'I survived the 80s' and still looked like a rockstar.

by Slangipedia 13d ago