G-Mizzle

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A gangsta who lives and breathes being a tough guy, or someone whose name starts with G. It can also be a fake guy who tries to act cool but doesn’t have the goods, usually a white guy who thinks he’s in the hood.
My cousin is a G-Mizzle. He wears a hoodie like it’s a badge of honor.
That G-Mizzle tried to flex at the store, but he couldn’t even pay for his snacks.
My neighbor is a G-Mizzle. He talks like he’s in a movie, but he just works at a diner.
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A real gangsta or a guy who starts with G. But it’s also a joke for a fake guy who tries to be tough but isn’t, especially a white guy who thinks he’s in the streets.
My friend is a G-Mizzle. He thinks he’s tough because he wears a hat backward.
That G-Mizzle tried to fight me, but I could’ve taken him with one hand.
My brother is a G-Mizzle. He yells at the TV like it’s his enemy.
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A real gangsta or a guy with a G name. But it’s also a laugh for a fake guy who tries to be cool but doesn’t have the skill, usually a white guy who thinks he’s the man.
That G-Mizzle tried to rap, but he sounded like he was reading a textbook.
My dad is a G-Mizzle. He talks like he’s in a movie, but he just mows the lawn.
That G-Mizzle tried to flex, but he couldn’t even lift a bag of chips.
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A person who is truly gangsta or has a name that starts with G. But it’s also a funny way to call a fake guy who tries to act tough but isn’t, especially a white guy who thinks he’s part of the crew.
That G-Mizzle tried to talk like a gangsta, but he just said ‘yo’ a lot.
My cousin is a G-Mizzle. He thinks he’s the toughest guy in the school.
That G-Mizzle tried to be cool, but he couldn’t even beat me at checkers.
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A real gangsta or a guy whose name starts with G. But it’s also a way to tease a fake guy who tries to be tough but doesn’t have the goods, usually a white guy who thinks he’s in the hood.
That G-Mizzle tried to flex, but he couldn’t even do a push-up.
My brother is a G-Mizzle. He talks like he’s in a movie, but he just works at a pizza place.
That G-Mizzle tried to be cool, but he just said ‘yo’ like it was a religion.
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