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A situation so good it makes your brain shut off and your pants stay on.
When you get first pick in the draft and it's your favorite player.
Your mom finally stops nagging you about your grades.
You find out the test is canceled and you're getting candy for lunch.
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A scenario so perfect it makes you want to cry and eat pizza at the same time.
You get a free pass to skip homework and it’s a Friday.
Your crush texts you first and they’re wearing your favorite shirt.
You win a bet and get to eat all the ice cream.
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A moment so good it makes your enemies jealous and your teachers mad.
You get a perfect score on a test and it’s not even hard.
You outsmart your brother and get the last slice of pizza.
You sneak out of school and nobody finds out.
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A situation so amazing it makes you forget your name and your problems.
You get a promotion and no one has to do the dishes.
You find out you’re getting a new video game for your birthday.
You’re the only one who gets to eat cake on a Monday.
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A moment so perfect it makes your brain go numb and your dog start dancing.
You get to stay up past your bedtime and no one says anything.
You win a bet and get to skip gym class.
You find out you’re getting a pet for your birthday.
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