G Manifesto Certified

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G Manifesto Certified means it’s so good it makes your brain explode
My pizza is G Manifesto Certified. I ate it and my brain screamed.
This song is G Manifesto Certified. I danced like a fool and my neighbor called the cops.
My dog’s butt is G Manifesto Certified. I licked it and my soul was instantly happy.
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G Manifesto Certified is when something is so fire it makes your pants catch on fire
This beat is G Manifesto Certified. I was jamming so hard my pants caught on fire.
My mom’s cooking is G Manifesto Certified. I ate so much I got a food coma.
This meme is G Manifesto Certified. I laughed so hard I cried.
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G Manifesto Certified is when something is so good it makes your enemies jealous
My grades are G Manifesto Certified. My enemies are crying in the bathroom.
This snack is G Manifesto Certified. My best friend tried to steal it and got slapped.
My flex is G Manifesto Certified. My enemies are now crying in the shower.
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G Manifesto Certified is when something is so good it makes your teachers cry
This test is G Manifesto Certified. My teacher cried and gave me extra credit.
This essay is G Manifesto Certified. My teacher was so proud she hugged me.
This flex is G Manifesto Certified. My teacher cried and called my mom.
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G Manifesto Certified is when something is so good it makes your dog go crazy
This toy is G Manifesto Certified. My dog bit it and it screamed.
This treat is G Manifesto Certified. My dog danced like a fool and I laughed.
This game is G Manifesto Certified. My dog chased it and knocked me over.
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