G MANIFESTO

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The ultimate cheat sheet for being a global player who thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread.
Just got my G Manifesto tattooed on my arm. My ex is gonna cry when she sees it.
My cousin claims he's a G, but he still lives with his mom. Not cool.
I read the G Manifesto before my interview. Got the job and a free pizza.
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The only book you need if you want to live life like you're rich and everyone else is poor.
My dog has the G Manifesto on a leash. He's a legend.
I quoted the G Manifesto in class. The teacher gave me a detention and a gold star.
My little brother tried to copy me. Now he's a G too. I'm proud.
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Getting certified as a G is like getting a sticker that says you're cool and everyone else is not.
My mom got G Manifesto certified. She now thinks she's a rockstar.
I certified my best friend as a G. He now texts me 20 times a day.
My neighbor got certified. Now he thinks he's the president.
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