G-ma/G-pa

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the person who gave you life and still talks to you like you're in third grade

G-ma called me at 2 a. m. to tell me she saw my brother's face in the clouds.

G-pa said my dog is 'a disgrace to all dogs everywhere.'

G-ma told me I'm 'not a man, I'm a disgrace.'

the reason you still have teeth and your brother doesn't

G-pa threatened to throw my brother out of the house if he didn't stop stealing my snacks.

G-ma said she'd 'feed him to the cat' if he didn't stop being a pain.

G-pa told my brother he was 'a disgrace to the family.'

the person who still thinks you're a kid and never lets you forget it

G-ma called me at work to tell me she saw my boss in the clouds.

G-pa said I should be out playing with my brother, not working.

G-ma told me I'm still a 'kid in a man's body.'

the person who has your back but will also tell you how much you suck

G-pa said I'm 'a mess but I'm still my kid.'

G-ma told me I'm 'not a mess, I'm a disaster.'

G-pa said I'm 'still the best, even if I'm a disaster.'

the person who still thinks you're a kid but will also tell you how much you suck

G-ma said I'm 'a kid with a job and a life, but still a kid.'

G-pa said I'm 'not a kid, I'm a disgrace.'

G-ma called me to tell me she saw my boss in the clouds again.

the person who still thinks you're a kid and will never stop telling you how much you suck

G-pa said I'm 'a kid with a job and a life, but still a kid.'

G-ma told me I'm 'not a kid, I'm a disgrace.'

G-pa said I'm 'still the best, even if I'm a disaster.'