G-mackin

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When you're so embarrassed you look like a flamingo in a blender, especially if you're red-haired and can't mack worth a damn.

My cousin tried to flirt with my aunt and ended up trippin' over a chair. G-mackin' at its finest.

My brother tried to mack on my mom, and it was like watching a baby giraffe try to ride a bike.

My dog tried to mack on my neighbor's cat and got his face smushed into a fence.

When you're telling someone to chill, like they're a hyper kid on a sugar rush and you're the tired parent who just wants peace.

My friend was yelling at his mom for burning the pancakes. I told him to chill, and he threw a spoon at me.

My sister was screaming at the TV because her team lost. I told her to chill and she screamed back at me.

My dog was barking at the mailman like he was a thief. I told him to chill, and he barked even louder.

When you're just chillin', like you're the king of the couch and nobody else matters.

I was chillin' on the couch after eating three burgers and watching cartoons.

My friend was chillin' in the park, eating a sandwich and ignoring the world.

I was chillin' on my phone, not caring about anything.

When you're just taking it easy, like you're the boss of your day and you don’t have time for no drama.

I was taking it easy, eating chips and watching the clouds.

My mom was taking it easy, sippin' on coffee and grumpy at the world.

I was taking it easy, playing video games and ignoring my homework.