Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A grandma so short she could fit in a sock drawer

My g-ma is shorter than my cousin's goldfish

I told my g-ma she was a shrimp, and she said I was a turd

My g-ma can fit in a microwave and still yell at me

2

A grandma who texted so much she turned into an emoji

My g-ma texts me 20 times a day and still calls me a brat

My g-ma sent me a text saying 'I love you' and then a photo of her cat

My g-ma texted me during church and got yelled at by the priest

3

A grandma who is also a kid named Lauren and will fight you for candy

My g-ma is Lauren and she stole my candy

Lauren (my g-ma) fights my brother for the last piece of cake

My g-ma is Lauren and she told my dad he was a baby

4

A Korean grandma who sings and says 'Don't forget' in the worst way

My g-ma sings and says 'Don't forget' and I can't forget it

My g-ma sings in Korean and I can't understand it but I still hate it

My g-ma sang 'Don't forget' and I fell asleep during it

5

A grandma so old she could be your great-grandma’s great-grandma

My g-ma is older than my dog and still yells at me

My g-ma said she was born before the internet

My g-ma told my brother she was alive during the dinosaurs

6

A grandma who acts like a gangster and still robs your piggy bank

My g-ma robs my piggy bank and says 'This is how it's done'

My g-ma wears a hat and robs my brother

My g-ma stole my allowance and called me a dummy

7

A grandma so short she could be your cousin’s goldfish and still yells at you

My g-ma is shorter than my cousin's goldfish and still yells at me

My g-ma says 'You're a dummy' even though she's a shrimp

My g-ma fits in a microwave and still robs my piggy bank